10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth