10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!