10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.