10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."