10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'