10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.