10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack