10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.