10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"