10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.