10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier