10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.