10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "No river, no fish."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown