10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.