10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier