10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.