10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim