10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)