10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.