10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for loners.