10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Fook the floosh droo!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.