10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss