10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus