10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..