10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fold and live to fold again
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.