10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."