10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05