10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Why not, when some because there are three.