10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "No river, no fish."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.