10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.