10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth