10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.