10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fold and live to fold again
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels