10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Welcome to kicker school
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is for fat, American losers.