10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."