10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."