10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.