10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "No river, no fish."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."