10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."