10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Welcome to kicker school
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes