10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• It's Free To Fold...
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts