10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A