10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.