10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim