10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!