10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus