10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."