10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..