10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Welcome to kicker school
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare