10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow